Bend over! Best Buy has a new plan to bilke you of your money. New firefighter boots allow others to track them. Pizza Hut has a deal for the lazy. Bravo Gustavo: the new iPhone app that lets you flail around like an idiot. French Parliament plans to mandate full disclosure regarding the use of Photoshop. Information leaked about a new tablet project from Microsoft, and unlike other Microsoft products, this looks awesome! Consumer-B-Gone allows you to annoy grocery shoppers. Apple gets the okay to block third-party gadgets from syncing with iTunes. OkCupid has analyzed over 500,000 introduction messages to figure out what works and what doesn’t. Find out 10 dirty, little secrets about the restaurant industry. All this plus the Question of the Week and the Fark Headline of the Week.